Lmao.
I was at my cousin's house
Than we were bored
So we made a story
About Auntie Barney (Teh gay)
The story is :
hello children, this is auntie barney here. :D
I'm famous in the whole world and i'm purple and green , with BIG BIG eye .
Oh by the way , I'm gay :D .
children loves me and i know you too.
not forgetting that the fact that i'm GAY and love love love children very much!
I am currently using black and white magic. XD .
I love white magic , cause it makes me gay . :D
And know what?If i jump, all of you will be dead cause i'm fat and heavy,Lots of FATS !
guess what, in fact i love FATS alot because it makes me big and children would be scared of me! (:
I am crazy and when i fart , the whole earth will shake like siao.
The reason why I like fats is cause I'm gay :D
And workers working in the fuel factory will ask alot of children to suck out my fats to make it as fuel.
this way, it saves fuel as the world is running out of it, i promise i will be the first one to volunteer for fuel extracting.
I super uber love to go to geylang be chicken , oh i mean be duck.
And the reason and cause of all the actions i do , Is because I'm gay :D
Once , I went to geylang , But no one want my service , in the end i got sold to a bangala man.
i wondered why, is it because i'm fat but FAT IS NICE AND I'm HELPING THE WORLD HERE! >:D
Oh and when the bagala man went home with me , we _____ and he tio squished by me then he threw me out of the room .
And not only did he throw me out, he insulted me, but thats normal for a gay like me :D
He kicked my butt so hard that the juices oozed out and he died too.
it was the first time i found out that my fats can also be made into a type of explosive juice, i call it BOMB JUICE! C:
In 1997 , the bangala lashed an attack my country so i used my bomb juice to attack their country , they finally surrendered.
Now , The bomb juice is now known as the new brand of Auntie Barney's(the gay:D) Homemade Lemonade .
(narrator the fourth is currently too busy playing thing thing arena 2 to bother to write, so we skip)
sheesh, you should see the response i got from the sales of bomb juice, it was just soooooo popular. *faints
It was like , i sold 100,000,000 bottle of bomb juice every hour in every country all over the world , MWAHAHA >D .
But Never did they know that this gay (me :D) will sell poisonous juice , and the next day , half of china's population died.
(narrator fourth is STILL playing the damn game...)
not only china, more than half of the world's population died or is it more than that, let me think...
okay .... it is 3/4 population died of it because of my BIG BIG mistake which is i forgotten to tell them that after they drink , after 4 hour they will burst into pieces and die (definetely). XD.
But luckily , You are one of the few survivors on earth to read this gay's last message .
(narrator the fourth... still playing some lame game)
after writing this message to the rest of the world, i'm going to experiment with something deadly and i will vanished like how the others had.
I had sacrificed my own PRECIOUS life :O So if i vanished , please dont miss me :O and i will try notta miss yah tuhh..








This message was brought to you by ,
I'M GAY AND PROUD (Auntie Barney) Accosciation(sp?) .
:D .

small note : this story was only made to offen barney and only him.
if u feel offended than go kill urself
:D .