time to do meme on belle's blog.
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"
IF I TAGGED YOU, PLEASE PUT THIS UP ON YOUR PAGE AS A NOTE AND TAG SOME OTHER PEOPLE!
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Bacon bits :D
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Uh .. Asian Pacific's hotel buffet? DOES THAT COUNT? :D
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Parmesan cheese :D .
What do you like to put on your toast?
How many television sets are in your house?
what color of cell phone do you have?
White. Yes, White only.
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right , m'dear. [To the left, to the left.]
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Uh ... Brain cells?
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Hm . My dog.
The fat one.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yeah, I don't mind. [And probably pray that the day will come sooner.]
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ehm. Easy .
A french name of course.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Not that I'm as materialistic and dumbass as to do something as retarded as that.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Uh. You won't believe this, but 5.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Oh, I was at the airport.
The police waved to me.
Does that count as a "Run - in" ?
Last person you talked to?
MILK TEA -.- [Through sms.]
Through phone, Dayna.
Last person you hugged?
Uh... Christmas ?
Day of the week?
Yes. A LOT . D: .
Mildly amused at this retarded meme that never seems to FUDGING end.
What are you listening to?
クレイヂィ・クラウン - Kaito&Miku
Lol . Oh, it just changed to Be My Lover.
Nothing , really.
First place you went this morning?
My parents' room .
What's the last movie you saw?
The Bride Wars [ LOL . ITS A FAVOURABLE MEMORY TO MY CLIQUE, I'M SURE.]
Do you smile often?
Hm. When I'm with people, I guess.
1)Do you always answer your phone?
No, I missed 23 calls made by my mother before.
I just missed about 3 calls today, by the same person.
God, I wonder who called.
2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Dayna. And she says " Good Morning :-D"
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Hm. Hazel ?
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
[I just like strawberries. Idk whats sonic.]
5) Do you own a digital camera?
Yes, but I lost it.
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
7) Favorite Christmas song?
uh. None. I hate all of them.
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
AND PLEASE, LET ME PLAY MABINOGI!
GOD. FUDGING ASIASOFT FAGGOTS.
9) Can you do push ups?
10) Can you do a chin up?
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
I don't know.
Unless I'm as retarded as Alice.
Then I can tell the future!
12) Do you have any saved texts?
No, if I do, its most likely by accident.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
14) Do you have an accent?
Slight chinese accent?
15) What is the last song [that almost made you cry] to make you cry?
None, I don't sob over songs.
16) Plans tonight?
No, none , nada, zilch .
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
Uh. @-cash cards.
iTouch [I'm getting it this saturday. My uncle plans to give it to me, Idk whether I have to pay for it a not.]
19) Have you ever been given roses?
20) Current worry?
Uh. I ain't saying.
21) Current hate right now?
That mother fudger.
Who SMSes me.
My clique should know :D .
22) Met someone who changed your life?
My Maple friends, from my old private server.
I'm really close to them.
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
24) What song represents you?
For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore
[My friend said this.]
25) Name three people who might complete this?
Uh. Jackie, perhaps.
26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night
27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"Hm, I smell dog.
Oh, wait, its just me."[My dog sleeps beside me everyday. ]
Thursday, January 29, 2009
I'm sick of people asking me why I dislike twilight so much.
Twilight is the WORST book I have ever read.
It was so stupid, I can't even describe it.
Seriously, it was THAT
Why was it that bad, you ask ?
The whole story revolved around this stupid vampire named Edward Cullen and Bella swan , a so called "average teenage girl" . More like ... "Mary-sue"
The names themselves are already ridiculous.
Swan ? What happened? Did Stephenie run out of ideas or something ?
..Moving on .
The first thing I looked for when I opened this book , was a plot.
I searched, searched, for a slightest
hint of a plot. However, it was in vain. [Cause if you don't know by now, Twilight doesn't have one.]
Stephenie Meyer practically insulted EVERYTHING . From cutlery, to vehicles, to people's names, to vampires, to sparkles, to disco balls. You name it, she probably has indirectly destroyed its reputation. [Except for Tyler's van. Thats a different story .]
So apparently, Bella is some ... damsel in distress. The kind you see in those old fashioned books like "Rapunzel" , "Cinderella" , "Snow white" etc, etc.
Heck, why am I even comparing those good old time classics to this piece of crap people use as toilet paper?
I don't know.
Twilight has already fried such a large portion of my brain.
So, the main point is that : Everytime Bella gets into trouble, she needs *insert holy sounding music here* OH-SO-SPARKLY [AKA Edward.] to save her butt.
GEEZ. Stop setting feminism back a century or two . We can do whatever men can do . Maybe even better!
DIE BELLA. WHY DID EDWARD HAVE TO POKE AROUND IN YOUR BUSINESS AND SAVE YOU FROM TYLER'S VAN !?
I think the worst part is that, she insulted vampires so badly, I can't even bring myself to think about Alucard anymore. Cause everytime I see him, I'm reminded of Captain Sparkles. [Burn in hell, Captain Sparkles, burn in hell .]
She made Edward sound like a human popsicle ... and some weird statue of a God . Cold , hard, "scintillating arms" [Wtf.], ..LIQUID TOPAZ EYES?
Don't even get me started on his voice.
So Edward is only attracted to Bella cause she smells of strawberries [WHY STRAWBERRIES!? COULDN'T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE!?] .
Now I can't look at a strawberry without thinking about Bella's scent.
It is that POWERFUL .
Its like :
"Hey you want some strawberry cheesecake?"
The only thing that made me laugh in twilight was this line :
"THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA !"
-Bursts out laughing-
WHAT THE FUDGE CAKES.
That felt good.
But I kept skipping some parts [Cause they were dragging on and on..] so I couldn't really catch on what happened later.
I literally slept halfway through the book.
It was so boring.
So VERY boring.
I even gave it to some small guy who came over. He drew on it and tore it apart. [Some pages missing. I burnt one page today. Just for the lulz .]
I'll just make a list of what Stephenie Meyer insulted.
List [Will edit when free.]:
True Love [If it even EXISTS.]
The names that were mentioned in the book.
The Lochness monster.
Cactuses [ I have a pet cactus named Bob. It pwns Bella's.]
Grass [Yes, even grass.]
GOD [ YES EVEN GOD.]
Eyes , Make that Facial Features.
PMS [ yes, I'm serious.]
Pregnancy [ I didn't want to include that, but it was just too hard to ignore that disturbing birth scene.]
I could go on and on, But I'm afraid I do not have so much free time as to do that.
So in future, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME THIS QUESTION EVER